Two and a Half Men

A full list of special holiday episodes

Two and a Half Men

12 seasons, 2003–2015

This sitcom follows the lives of two brothers, one a carefree bachelor and the other a divorced father, as they raise the latter's son together.

The show aired 7 Christmas episodes, 1 Thanksgiving episode, 2 Halloween episodes, and 3 Valentine's Day episodes.

Christmas episodes:

Season 3, Episode 11

Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan's girlfriend Sandy is a great cook and homemaker, which leads to Charlie and Alan gaining weight from her delicious meals. However, her increasingly erratic behavior becomes too much for them to handle.

Season 4, Episode 11

Walnuts and Demerol

Charlie's attempts to have a one-night stand on Christmas Eve are jeopardized when his family and friends unexpectedly show up at his house and refuse to leave.

Season 7, Episode 11

Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie goes against Alan's wishes and urges Jake to pursue a girl he met on the beach, while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Season 9, Episode 12

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

During Christmas, Walden's mother comes to visit and Alan develops a crush on her. However, she reveals a dark secret about Walden's past involving a pet, which sends him into an emotional breakdown.

Season 10, Episode 11

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Walden poses as a Christmas tree salesman and unexpectedly receives a business proposal from Mark Zuckerberg. Meanwhile, Alan is left alone at the beach house during the holiday season.

Season 11, Episode 10

On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

Walden aids Jenny in securing a second date with a woman who is avoiding her, while Alan is propositioned by his girlfriend's ex-partner.

Season 12, Episode 8

Family, Buble, Deep-Fried Turkey

Walden tries to restore Louis' Christmas spirit, but faces obstacles from Alan's mom and Alan's frugality.

Thanksgiving episodes:

Season 1, Episode 10

Merry Thanksgiving

Charlie tries to host a traditional Thanksgiving dinner, but has to bribe his family members to attend. The usual family conflicts arise and tensions escalate. Judith's parents disapprove of their daughter's relationship with a woman.

Halloween episodes:

Season 3, Episode 6

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Charlie's girlfriend, who is a Satan-worshiper, has a talent for the supernatural, and some strange occurrences are taking place around the Harper household.

Season 12, Episode 1

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

On Halloween, Walden faces a health scare that prompts him to reassess his priorities with Alan's support.

St. Valentine's Day episodes:

Season 6, Episode 15

I'd Like to Start with the Cat

Charlie's careless words and inattention to details result in him and his girlfriend being sent to couples counseling.

Season 9, Episode 16

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Alan and Walden's Valentine's Day plans are ruined when a heavy storm traps them at home with their bickering girlfriends.

Season 10, Episode 16

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Walden hopes for a Valentine's date with Kate but she only wants to be friends. Alan tries to impress Lyndsey but ends up in the hospital. Rose lures Kate to China for a business deal.